Scary stuff.
I just woke up from a bad dream. In it my wonderful Ping had a different feature that it doesn’t possess during my waking hours—an anti-cursing alarm complete with a punishing electric shock. Every time a foul word escaped my mouth the pump would beep loudly and I’d get a jolt. And I don’t exactly have the cleanest mouth.
I was woken up by my alarm clock—which scared the…s**t…out of me. Yikes!